ALL THINGS BRILLIANT

thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

slydig:

one of your favorite celebrities could be masturbating right now 

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

officialunitedstates:

don’t buy into the system.  diamonds aren’t worth thousands of dollars.  they are just dumb rocks.  instead of buying your fiancé a ring, draw a circle on her finger with a black sharpie

*walks through a bead curtain*

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made